Sunday, January 23, 2005

Good News Kids, I Made Condi Rice

I've been trying to make a joke about Condoleeza Rice's name. I know
it's not nice and that she's probably a decent person in her personal
life, but as a public figure, she's a terrible person and totally
deserves it.

This is the best I've come up with so far, and it's not very good:

Parent: Good news kids! I made Condi Rice for dinner!

Kids: Condi Rice? What's Condi Rice?

Parent: It's a brown rice that is nearly indistinguishable from white
rice.

See, I told you, it's not that good. Still, I'm thinking there's a good
joke possible from her name.

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